Man Vs Fridge

Time for something fun huh?

Here's what I want to know. Why do men even try to argue with women? Yes, there are plenty of reasons NOT to I can come up with. However, this is one very good one! We have a memory like a trapped door. It amazes me that I can sit on the couch and locate items in the refridgerater for my BF (boyfriend) as he is looking inside the fridge and STILL unable to find the item he wants and he still thinks that during arguements I don't remember things and that i'm wrong! ARE MEN SERIOUS?  The item put into that fridge was probably put there hours or days ago and I (we women) STILL know exactly where it is located. Heck, even if someone were to move it we'd konw where it went to. Need I go on with this? I will, only briefly though, I need to understand further why they can't find these items. ie: Wine bottle (yes this happened in my house) is placed on lower shelf, laying down. BF walks to fridge for wine...looks EVERYWHERE else but down (perhaps he's blind in his lower eye?I don't know) and can't find that LARGE SHEREish SHAPED BOTTLE! No worries, I yell from the living room and tell him exactly where it is located...ITEM FOUND! Now i'm sure this isn't the only place we (women) are helping our search challenged men out with. There's the pantry, freezer, garage (yes, the garage...their own domain), bedroom and bathroom to name a few! I think i'm going to use my labeler more often now. Perhaps we all need to label more than the "normal" items. We need to get to the fridge and pantry ASAP! Post directions outside each with where and how to get to things.....that is our piece and quiet moment!!!