In every hole in my head!

You may not believe this, but this is a true, funny, story!

Yesterday I was in school all day, yuk! At lunch in a small lounge with few computers, just eating my sandwich and chips (I was extra hungry that day). I bit into my FIRST chip and BAM, into my eye a piece of chip flew! OMG it stung b/c the chips were Sour Cream. I sat there fishing this out with my chip filled fingers while trying to pull down my eyelid to make my eye water more than it already was. I had to be quiet though b/c i didn't want to make a scene. Who does this happen to? How would I explain this to others? It turned out just fine though, chips out of the eye and school went on. Today, my eye is little dry. Probably scratched the cornea a little, but it will heal.

You think that's the end of this blog? Continue, b/c that was just the morning....

At night I decided to go for a run w/my dog. I was halfway done when all of a sudden a BUG flew into my mouth and I started choking/coughing on it and it's wings. After a minute or so I thought it was all going to be ok and I could continue my jog. I started back up again to only find that the rest of this run would consist of me coughing and clearing my throat of the bug and it's wings until I got home to water.

I was going to study last night, but after a day of things flying in every hole in my head but my nose and ears, that I needed to make me a drink! "VanillaVodka you there?, It's me!"

I kicked your butt in Wii bowling

Boyfriend and I bought a Wii for Chirstmas for the girls. I know, why are we talking about a Christmas gift right?, well I opened it. Ha, we needed to try it out, make sure it works,etc..:) It does, great! Yes, i'm still giving it to the girls. It will just be all set up with their little names programmed in and ready to play! I"m still a good Santa!!! Anyways, boyfriend and I have been playing this Wii a few times a week and have
 come to the very true fact that i'm just much better at bowling on Wii than he is. SUPER FOR ME one would think. One is wrong, boyfriend doesn't seem to like the idea of me beating him in a Wii game. He doesn't get all crazy weirdo ish on me, but you can tell he's not too thrilled about losing in general. If I win one game (which happens often) then we are up until he's beat me twice (not once, but twice). Once he's accomplished his goal he is in heaven and willing to talk and smile at me again. As if winning something for me was a  huge horrible thing I did. BOYS!Soo I've decided this, i'm no longer going to be the good sport that I am. I'm no longer going to show him the ropes of bowling for Wii (cause yes, i've shown him my secrets to successful Wii bowling). What I am going to do is get all quiet and sad when he beats me at that game. Do I think this will show him something, teach him something about sportsmenship? NO WAY! He'll still be all happy happy happy, but at least I can know that I am able to sink to that boy level if need be ladies. Which might work one of these years in my advantage, cause i'm a girl and that's the game, right? hahaha! Soo if you're in my boat...have fun with it!!!

Your mail is in the trash

OMG...have you ever been sooo stressed, tired or just loopy that you do things that are completely off the wall? I have experienced every level of stress there is and I am ususally, like the most of us, stressed over something! One day I got off of work, got the mail and went in the house with the girls. Perfectly normal until boyfriend was askign at 10pm  if i've seen a bill he was expecting. OMG I flew out of bed and to the kitchen trash can. I dug around and there was ALL the mail. I had come in the house the mail and just tossed it all in the trash, never lookign at it once! Something must have clicked  when boyfriend said something b/c I never thought twice about the mail. Now I'll never live it down. Every time something didn't come when it was "suppose" to i'm ask.."did you happen to throw it away?". AAhhh, justified yes! Not sure if I was just overly stressed that day or if I can blame the Shopper newpaper that seems to come EVERY DAY for hiding my mail in it.....eitherway! I'm gettign better on keeping the mail out of the trash!

Color Blind

I love children for many reasons. One of them is the fact that they are completely color blind to the world. Today my youngest daughter came home from Pre-K. We were talking about the friends she had in her class. She mentioned some names as normal, first names only and then I heard "also a girl named "black(namehere)". I was SHOCKED! My reactions was, "So tell me why do you call her Black """?" My daughter said, "well she has black hair Mom...oh and she is just black all over." Soo innocent, so harmless in the confines of our car. Right then I knew I better start explaining something before she heads off to school the next day and calls this little girl that to her face! Though this was a moment of learning, it was funny how fun, cute and completely blind to the ugly world she was! I sat in the car and simply said.. "Do people call you White(name here)?" She said no ofcourse. I decided that showing her the difference right away was the best, however I made it a point to include other races in my little speech as well. Worked out since she is friends with a litte girl from China. THen I continued on to say, "we are all the same on the inside and we are nice to everyone." I think I did good, but only tomorrow will tell me that!!!

PS: Sorry for the lack of names. If I'm going to be able to write funny or not soo funny stories, I need to be able to keep names out of things. Those of you who know me, know who i'm talking about it. But those that don't can start imagining (might be more fun that way anyway)

You're pulling a Brenda!!!!

Not every blog can be about my "rough" times of the day/week/month or even year...soooo let's just talk about what it was like THIS weekend. FUN FUN FUN! I'm sooo lucky to have the groups of friends that I do.
Friday we were off to help a friend ring in her 29th bday. Yes, 29, NOT 30. Why? B/c it is way way too obvious to celebrate the 30th bday and she is getting married around that time next year. Bummer for her right? Ugh....(always the wedding attendee) Saturday we woke up semi-late (9am or so, which is late for us b/c we hate sleeping in) went to the store, out for breakfast and then down to the Taste of Madison and Badger Saturday game day bars. SUPER FUN! Oh, did I mention I felt pretty bad Saturday morning, but i'm what some might call at TROOPER! That's right, once up and showered I made it through and a good time was had by all. At the Taste of Madison we saw the country up and coming singer, Jessica Harp. Love some of her songs. Ofcourse the boys just like her (boys are weirdos I've decided) We headed to the game day bars (that's the name i've given them). OMG we met this dumbest girl ever. BRENDA!!!This chick ugh, I can't even describe how dumb she was, other than to simply say that others around us commented on her as well. One of my good friends took her home that night....still dumb in the mornign I heard and again, boys are weirdos) So if you ever hear me say "you're pulling a Brenda" that's from this chick aka you're stupid and I mean it! K, so today, Sunday, we work up semi-late again and boyfriend (yea that's his name) went golfing w/my Dad and his friends and i wondered on over to another group of friends home for a nice little pool party and some drinks! OH it was a blast. Whirlpool is the one word needed to describe it. (no one other than those there will understand that one) Wish I could've stayed longer at the party, but boyfriend was spent from his long weekend and hasn't learned to train that liver of his! (JK), so he had to go home aft. golfing. Tomorrow my girls come home from their Dads.Thank gosh, I miss them soooo much! When they are gone it's hard for me to stay home b/c I get bored not having them home with me. We are heading up to boyfriends "rents (parents) house then for Labor Day. One big happy family (just not a legally married happy family.hahaha)
K, well that's pretty much it. Great weekend, boring blog for you all to read. I can't really write all the funny things down. I make others in my life nervous when I sit here and "blog" it all to everyone...so keeping it tame is the name of the game (FOR NOW) :)

Happy Labor Day friends!!

WARNING WARNING

I won't ever name names here. But if I write about you, tell a funny story or simply make fun of something. Don't get pisst. Just email me and we'll work it out. I'd prefer if everyone had a sense of humor ofcourse, but we all can't have what we want,right? Sooo try to please take things with grain of salt. No intentions here on hurting anyone!!! Enjoy I hope the blogs only get better over time (heck they are about my life...i really hope that) hehe

Man Vs Fridge

Time for something fun huh?

Here's what I want to know. Why do men even try to argue with women? Yes, there are plenty of reasons NOT to I can come up with. However, this is one very good one! We have a memory like a trapped door. It amazes me that I can sit on the couch and locate items in the refridgerater for my BF (boyfriend) as he is looking inside the fridge and STILL unable to find the item he wants and he still thinks that during arguements I don't remember things and that i'm wrong! ARE MEN SERIOUS?  The item put into that fridge was probably put there hours or days ago and I (we women) STILL know exactly where it is located. Heck, even if someone were to move it we'd konw where it went to. Need I go on with this? I will, only briefly though, I need to understand further why they can't find these items. ie: Wine bottle (yes this happened in my house) is placed on lower shelf, laying down. BF walks to fridge for wine...looks EVERYWHERE else but down (perhaps he's blind in his lower eye?I don't know) and can't find that LARGE SHEREish SHAPED BOTTLE! No worries, I yell from the living room and tell him exactly where it is located...ITEM FOUND! Now i'm sure this isn't the only place we (women) are helping our search challenged men out with. There's the pantry, freezer, garage (yes, the garage...their own domain), bedroom and bathroom to name a few! I think i'm going to use my labeler more often now. Perhaps we all need to label more than the "normal" items. We need to get to the fridge and pantry ASAP! Post directions outside each with where and how to get to things.....that is our piece and quiet moment!!!

Everyday is a gift and i'm looking to return some

Everyday is a gift, but I wonder if I could return Monday the 31st?
Not only did I work and go to class (school), but I was called out of class b/c my oldest daughter was having severe abdominal pain. Sooo bad that the daycare thought of calling 911. They didn't though, I got there and we went straight into the doc. I thought it would her appendix, but it's her bowels. They were FOS (full of shit). Ofcourse we couldn't rule out the Appe. b/c she had a high fever and what not. But aft. a long visit there w/xrays and blood draws (that sent others in near shock at how loud my little girl could scream) we went home to do enemas. One would think that aft. all that I'd be exhausted, stressed and what not. I was, but I had more in me regardless of it all. Not even two minutes into my house with my girls my brother, Steve, calls me crying. "Stacy, I crashed my car." I was paniced. Grabbed my girls and got in the car to go to Steve. HE WAS FINE! Unbelievable though. His car had smashed into the car in front on him who had already hit the car in front of them when traffic came to a sudden stop. It was rush hour ofcourse! Steve just wasn't paying close enough attention and BAM! Both airbags came out, front fell off of his car and the rest just smashed upward into the car. His car was TOTALED! Looked like from that we no longer had to worry about that stereo issues (read first blog to hear that one....ugh)! Aft. a day to re-group and look over his car again, I realized he was lucky. The seatbelt and airbad saved him from injury or worse! He had been going 45mph on impact. Pretty fast when you hit something! Today, we are all done with the car insur. stuff. No more car for now, but everyone is safe! Seriously, Like Sand Through An Hour Glass So Are The Days Of MY Life!!! That is no joke!
What I love though.....and I hole heartedly DON'T mean this, is when people (father, mother) try telling me what's up, what to do,etc... Hello people, YOU ARE NOT TAKING CARE OF HIM, I AM! So I kinda loose my patience with them. My Dad just thinks i'm impatient (ha I have more patience than one could ever imagine), but in reality I loose my patience with THEM (parents)!
Here's the good thing. I know you're like "what something good is happening to this woman?" yeah, this is what I consider good. Steve is taking this pretty well. We've worked out a plan for him to repay some of the  monies he owes b/c of this accident. He's made at himself b/c of the accident, but is LEARNING SOMETHING FROM IT! Phew...In the future he might get another car. Cheaper than the one he had (and that's like REALLY CHEAP), but he's going to have to put forth some money to get it. He's willing so far. Time will tell!!